So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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