My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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