Dual....:-)
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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