I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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