I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
COCAINE IS GR8
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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