Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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