Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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