This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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