Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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