So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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