For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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