Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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