Yo dont text me then not text me
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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