didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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