he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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