Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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