Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
