Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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