he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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