Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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