I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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