It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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