Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
that may or may not have been my penis.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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