Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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