I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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