You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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