dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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