I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i think i have herpe
just one?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
