I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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