I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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