Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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