Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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