he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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