no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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