I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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