my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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