Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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