I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He shit in the fireplace
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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