barbara walters just said penis...
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
well you can't waste a boner
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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