I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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