my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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