Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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