How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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