hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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