a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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