I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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