There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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