next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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