You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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