AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
