Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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