have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
