i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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