you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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