thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
My balls are so social today.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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