So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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