Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
